2ch translation: What K-ON would be like if it was American
Well, I think it’s funny, anyway.
6.
Azunyan dies in every episode.
8.
Ritsu is black.
Illustration
11.
All the songs would have “Fuck” in the lyrics.
12.
There would be a laugh track.
4.
After School Drugs.
13.
After School Barbeque.
25.
All of them would have babysitting jobs.
29.
It would be dubbed in Japanese by Koichi Yamadera.
31.
After School Tea Party.
40.
There would be a very special episode about Ritsu’s pregnancy.
Is this Degrassi?
44.
Yui: “Shit! I cut my finger!”
61.
The first one killed would be a funny black guy who listens to rap.
64.
>>61
Azunyan?
68.
Mugi’s eyebrows would be salami.
??
77.
After HTT saves the school from being blown up by Islamic fundamentalists, they become heroes.
Cheerleaders: “We were wrong. You’re cool after all!”
83.
“Hamburger wa Okazu”
100.
There would be an annoying hairy alien living in Yui’s house.
106.
Sawako’s old band would have done Marilyn Manson covers.
113.
The club room would be covered in graffiti.
#114 is good but is beyond me to translate.
147.
Mugi would actually be a lesbian.
196.
Mugi’s shirt would have some nonsensical kanji on it.
202.
>>196
Don’t you mean Yui’s dressing gown?