{"id":45,"date":"2007-07-04T23:19:17","date_gmt":"2007-07-05T04:19:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/2chan.us\/wordpress\/2007\/07\/04\/instant-review-shigurui\/"},"modified":"2007-07-04T23:19:17","modified_gmt":"2007-07-05T04:19:17","slug":"instant-review-shigurui","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/2chan.us\/wordpress\/2007\/07\/04\/instant-review-shigurui\/","title":{"rendered":"Instant Review: Shigurui"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This is TEXHNOLYZE if it were a samurai show.<\/p>\n<p>Director: same<br \/>\nPeople with limbs missing -> samurai with limbs missing<br \/>\nJuno Reactor OP -> abstract art and traditional drums OP<br \/>\nWoman licking a guy&#8217;s eyeball for several minutes -> guy driving sword into his foot for several minutes<\/p>\n<p>Unfortunately,<br \/>\nChiaki J. Konaka -> not Chiaki J. Konaka<br \/>\nABe -> not ABe<br \/>\nAll samurai shows not &#8220;Black Lion&#8221; or Musashi GUN-doh: boring<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This is TEXHNOLYZE if it were a samurai show. Director: same People with limbs missing -> samurai with limbs missing Juno Reactor OP -> abstract art and traditional drums OP Woman licking a guy&#8217;s eyeball for several minutes -> guy driving sword into his foot for several minutes Unfortunately, Chiaki J. Konaka -> not Chiaki [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-45","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-anime","category-review"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/2chan.us\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/45","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/2chan.us\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/2chan.us\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/2chan.us\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/2chan.us\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=45"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/2chan.us\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/45\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/2chan.us\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=45"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/2chan.us\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=45"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/2chan.us\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=45"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}