{"id":2002,"date":"2011-06-11T04:21:10","date_gmt":"2011-06-11T09:21:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/2chan.us\/wordpress\/?p=2002"},"modified":"2011-06-11T04:29:27","modified_gmt":"2011-06-11T09:29:27","slug":"2ch-translation-what-k-on-would-be-like-if-it-was-american","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/2chan.us\/wordpress\/2011\/06\/11\/2ch-translation-what-k-on-would-be-like-if-it-was-american\/","title":{"rendered":"2ch translation: What K-ON would be like if it was American"},"content":{"rendered":"

Well, I think it’s funny, anyway.<\/p>\n

Source: News4VIP<\/a> via BIP blog<\/a><\/p>\n

\n

6.
\nAzunyan dies in every episode.<\/p>\n

8.
\nRitsu is black.
\nIllustration<\/a><\/i><\/p>\n

11.
\nAll the songs would have “Fuck” in the lyrics.<\/p>\n

12.
\nThere would be a laugh track.<\/p>\n

4.
\nAfter School Drugs.<\/p>\n

13.
\nAfter School Barbeque.<\/p>\n

25.
\nAll of them would have babysitting jobs.<\/p>\n

29.
\nIt would be dubbed in Japanese by Koichi Yamadera<\/a>.<\/p>\n

31.
\nAfter School Tea Party.<\/p>\n

40.
\nThere would be a very special episode about Ritsu’s pregnancy.<\/p>\n

Is this Degrassi?<\/i><\/p>\n

44.
\nYui: “Shit! I cut my finger!”<\/p>\n

61.
\nThe first one killed would be a funny black guy who listens to rap.<\/p>\n

64.
\n>>61
\nAzunyan?<\/p>\n

68.
\nMugi’s eyebrows would be salami.<\/p>\n

??<\/i><\/p>\n

77.
\nAfter HTT saves the school from being blown up by Islamic fundamentalists, they become heroes.<\/p>\n

Cheerleaders: “We were wrong. You’re cool after all!”<\/p>\n

83.
\n“Hamburger wa Okazu”<\/p>\n

100.
\nThere would be an annoying hairy alien living in Yui’s house.<\/p>\n

106.
\nSawako’s old band would have done Marilyn Manson covers.<\/p>\n

113.
\nThe club room would be covered in graffiti.<\/p>\n

#114 is good but is beyond me to translate.<\/i><\/p>\n

147.
\nMugi would actually be a lesbian.<\/p>\n

196.
\nMugi’s shirt would have some nonsensical kanji on it.<\/p>\n

202.
\n>>196
\nDon’t you mean Yui’s dressing gown?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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