{"id":132,"date":"2008-09-26T16:51:27","date_gmt":"2008-09-26T21:51:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/2chan.us\/wordpress\/2008\/09\/26\/only-five-days-late\/"},"modified":"2008-10-06T00:42:24","modified_gmt":"2008-10-06T05:42:24","slug":"only-five-days-late","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/2chan.us\/wordpress\/2008\/09\/26\/only-five-days-late\/","title":{"rendered":"Only five days late"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><center><a href=\"\/lonely.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/lonely.jpg\" width=\"800\" height=\"600\"\/><\/a><\/center><\/p>\n<p>I think I measured the salt wrong, my crepe tastes a little off. But at least I found a use for Ikea jam.<\/p>\n<p>(A cake would totally be inappropriate, it&#8217;s not flat enough)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I think I measured the salt wrong, my crepe tastes a little off. But at least I found a use for Ikea jam. (A cake would totally be inappropriate, it&#8217;s not flat enough)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[18,6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-132","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stupid","category-tsukihime"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/2chan.us\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/132","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/2chan.us\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/2chan.us\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/2chan.us\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/2chan.us\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=132"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/2chan.us\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/132\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/2chan.us\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=132"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/2chan.us\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=132"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/2chan.us\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=132"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}