2ch Copypaste of the Day: What the Average Citizen Knows about Robot Anime Series

Taken from a 2ch copypaste that’s making the rounds today

Gundam: That story where Amuro and Char fight

Eva: Pachinko

Macross: Singing

Geass: Never heard of it

Votoms: Follows a main character named Chirico Cuvie (Kiriko Kyuubi), a former special forces Armored Trooper pilot and former member of the Red Shoulder Battalion, an elite mecha force used by the Gilgamesh Confederation in its war against the Balarant Union—both interstellar nations within the distant Astragius Galaxy. Gilgamesh and Balarant had until recently been locked in a century-old galactic war whose cause was long ago forgotten. Now, the war is ending and an uneasy truce has settled. Chirico Cuvie is suddenly transferred to a unit engaged in a suspicious mission, unaware that he is aiding to steal secrets from what appears to be his own side. Chirico is betrayed and left behind to die, but he survives, is arrested by the Gilgamesh military as a traitor, and tortured for information on their homeworld. He escapes—triggering a pursuit extending across the entire series, with Chirico hunted by the army and criminals alike as he seeks the truth behind the operation. He is driven to discover the truth of one of the objects he was assigned to retrieve in that operation: A mysterious and beautiful woman who would become his sole clue to unraveling the galactic conspiracy.1

  1. The original post copy/pastes the first section of the Japanese wiki summary of the series so I’ve done likewise with English here. []

4 Responses to “2ch Copypaste of the Day: What the Average Citizen Knows about Robot Anime Series”

  1. linger says:

    So is the last entry for Votoms implying that all average citizens know is gleaned from Wikipedia, or is it supposed to be an absurd non-sequitor?

  2. kransom says:

    it means that all the cool normal people are watchin’ votoms!!

  3. jpmeyer says:

    lololololololololololol

  4. drmchsr0 says:

    This is great copypasta.

    I SALOOT YOU, KRANSOM. BUT YOUR NAME WAS TAKEN BY SOME WEEABOO :(

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